"Hmm... you're really very upset. That's understandable. So perhaps this would be a good time to bring up the silver lining.
嗯......你们已经非常沮丧啦。这是可以理解的。所以,现在可能是讨论实质的时候啦——
Not for you, Class of '2000. You are a write-off, so I'll let you slink off to your pathetic $200,000-a-year jobs, where your checks will be signed by former classmates who dropped out two years ago.