○  初中幽默英语演讲稿3篇  ○

sisters, and special women in their lives.

她是独特的!

请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人.

But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.

每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松.

Love your Mother Always

永远爱你的母亲，

and keep her Smiling

并且使她微笑常在

初中幽默英语演讲稿三：初中幽默英语演讲稿（1235字）

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

"Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

"Fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

"I’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

When the plane

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