○ 英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人 ○
作者:张凯
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Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.
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(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.
Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,) Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
Dabao:(changefaces)
Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.
Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!Taxi----!
Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.
Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.
Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.
Dabao:It’sabigbug!
Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.
Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.
7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.
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