FLOWERGIRL
[quiteoverwhelmed,andlookingupathiminmingledwonderanddeprecationwithoutdaringtoraiseherhead]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
THENOTETAKER
[whippingouthisbook]Heavens!whatasound![Hewrites;thenholdsoutthebookandreads,reproducinghervowelsexactly]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
THEFLOWERGIRL
[tickledbytheperformance,andlaughinginspiteofherself]Garn!
THENOTETAKER
YouseethiscreaturewithherkerbstoneEnglish:theEnglishthatwillkeepherintheguttertotheendofherdays.Well,sir,inthreemonthsIcouldpassthatgirloffasaduchessatanambassador'sgardenparty.Icouldevengetheraplaceaslady'smaidorshopassistant,whichrequiresbetterEnglish.ThatsthesortofthingIdoforcommercialmillionaires.AndontheprofitsofitIdogenuinescientificworkinphonetics,andalittleasapoetonMiltoniclines.
THEGENTLEMAN
IammyselfastudentofIndiandialects;and--
THENOTETAKER
[eagerly]Areyou?DoyouknowColonelPickering,theauthorofSpokenSanscrit?
THEGENTLEMAN
IamColonelPickering.Whoareyou?
THENOTETAKER
HenryHiggins,authorofHiggins'sUniversalAlphabet.
PICKERING
[withenthusiasm]IcamefromIndiatomeetyou.
HIGGINS
IwasgoingtoIndiatomeetyou.
PICKERING
Wheredoyoulive?
HIGGINS
27AWimpoleStreet.Comeandseemetomorrow.
PICKERING
I'mattheCarlton.Comewithmenowandletshaveajawoversomesupper.
HIGGINS
Rightyouare.
THEFLOWERGIRL
[toPickering,ashepassesher]Buyaflower,kindgentleman.I'mshortformylodging.
PICKERING
Ireallyhavntanychange.I'msorry[hegoesaway].
HIGGINS
[shockedatgirl'smendacity]Liar.Yousaidyoucouldchangehalf
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